Intriguing Adventures Of

OH MY GOD I’M ALIVE

ATTENTION, anyone who even cares anymore, which apparently is… 31 people? (Wait, seriously? Did you guys just forget to unfollow this? WOAH NELLIE, that is an unprecedented number of people for a blog that has done nothing for the past six months.) 

But anyway, I’m here to say that I am back on Tumblr, albeit on a different account, so as to ensure a clean slate. If any of you (oh my god, you actually are still there, oh my god) people who are still following are interested, it can be found at the following address:

MR-INTRIGUING.TUMBLR.COM

So, uh. See some of you there, probably not. Alright. Shine on, you crazy stars. 

SO I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE AVENGERS...

• (I am QQ.)
• CM: but i mean even objectively, i am certain that at least five straight men in any given theater had a moment where they actually had a coherent thought that sounded rather like "i wish my ass looked like that ass"
• QQ: Probably, yes.
• QQ: I can't say I remember such a moment, but it may have been semi-unconscious.
• CM: yeah somewhere in the back of your head, in the general area where what you had for dinner last week is stored
• QQ: Someday, someone will ask "Hey, what did you have for dinner last week?"
• QQ: And I'll look blankly and reply "Captain America's ass."
• CM: i think you just won forever

loki-cat:

if robert downey jr ever ran for president:

(Source: moriarty, via courfeyradical)

I finally found the perfect job for me!

bleecake:

Topless Dungeon Master!!

I may not be the “sexiest babe”, but I am a damn fine dungeon master and don’t you forget it. Where do I sign up?

At least they won’t be playing FATAL…